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Calculus jokes4/16/2023 ![]() ![]() My love is like an infinity complex – never-ending.When kids want to laugh, they rarely turn to their math homework for jokes.My love for you is like an infinite line, it has no endpoint.Without you, I’m as empty as a null set.Let’s be like a fractal and last forever.Life without you would be like an obtuse triangle – not right.If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?.My attraction to you has grown exponentially.Are you half of 20? Because you’re a perfect 10.Are you the sum of your divisions? Because you’re perfect.Are you a circle? Because you’re a 360 degree hottie.I’m a numerator because I like to be on top.Let’s converge and take each other to the limit.Are you a scale factor? Because you’re creating an enlargement.When we get home, let’s make our slopes zero.If I was your graphics calculator, I’d stare at your curves. ![]() You must be multiplying out my brackets because you’re making me expand.Are you the number 9? Because I’m meant to eat 3 squared meals a day.As a mathematician, I can say you have a significant figure.I would love to divide your legs so we could multiply.Let’s go back to mine and minus your clothes.If I tell you you’re hot, will you think I’m an isososleaze?.After a night with me you’ll be wrecked angle.Are you f(x) = x(3)? Because I love your curves.I feel a great deal of calculust towards you.Come back with me and take off your algebra. ![]()
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